Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize