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Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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