would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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