Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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