He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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