"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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