I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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