the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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