when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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