How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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