Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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