guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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