I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I would ride that face into the sunset
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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