kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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