Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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