they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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