WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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