I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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