His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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