I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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