oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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