She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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