Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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