i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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