HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
