I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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