Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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