Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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