The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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