it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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