I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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