thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
