i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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