Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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