We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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