My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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