trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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