he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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