Do vagina's smell?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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