erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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