Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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