i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
and she was petting her beer can
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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