im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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