I wanna bring you to show and tell
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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