love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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