Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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