shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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