You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize
