I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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