I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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