We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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