just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Shame - the story of my life.
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