The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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