so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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